bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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