Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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