i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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