I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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