I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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