real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Two words: nipple clamps
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