So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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