I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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