ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room