Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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