actually, I'm a sock model
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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