Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
