What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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