you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
sex in a hospital.. check
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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