I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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