did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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