I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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