Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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