i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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