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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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