Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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