She's JV to your varsity
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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