How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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