I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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