the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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