yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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