Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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