i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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