is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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