I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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