hotel room ftw
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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