Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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