I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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