Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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