her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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