They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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