i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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