I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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