He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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