and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
