quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
NoShamevember. You game?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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