Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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