What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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