anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Life is so much better after having sex.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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