Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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