hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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