Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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