I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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