They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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