i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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