She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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