If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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