He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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