Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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