If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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