My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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