So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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