Please, let me fuck your mom
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
